Avoid these common antipatterns when blogging in 2024 (or no matter when) to prevent getting misunderstood as a want-to-be “tech influencer”.
1. Adding “2024” or any other future date 🔮
I did it to demonstrate folly and futility, and I did it when I was more superstitious concerning search engine optimization, or like @avinashvagh did in this post, which is quite useful nevertheless.
Post dates make a lot of sense! When I see a post from 10 years ago, I will treat it with a grain of salt or skip reading it unless it’s some foundational basic evergreen like a UNIX console or SQL tutorial.
But adding “2024” to a post published in October 2023 feels misleading. It might make sense for a long-term release roadmap or an upcoming event calendar though. Think of unexpected changes like Twitter getting renamed to “X” or the hype around Bun in 2023. Who would have guessed in 2022?
2. Posting something for the sake of posting anything 🎲
Again, like this very post, some people will post anything. Well, I hope this parody post has some entertaining value demonstrating the absurdity of some common stylistic devices. Still, it’s sad that most community and social media websites seem to reward quantity over quality.
3. Overusing “artificial intelligence” 🤖💩🤡
Some people will even post text output from chatGPT and other bullshit generators. If you do, at least do some fact-checking. Here is a post that quotes chatGPT, puts the prompt in its headline and adds, “What’s your answer?”
Please don’t! Here are some more good reasons why I’m not excited about so-called artificial intelligence (which is neither intelligent nor capable of generating art unless it is a tool used by an actual artist).
4. Overusing listicles 0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣…🔟
Why do numbered lists attract readers? Listicles have been mocked as a typical clickbait cliché, but post titles like “24 things every dev MUST know in 2024 – no. 4 will …” seem to appeal to real people. Why?
Like this one I saw today: a lot of links, a lot of likes, and some useful resources buried in a list that seems rather random than curated. Not bad, but not the only step required “to become the best developer in the world” for sure!
I don’t know if @grahamthedev knows why people like listicles, but I know why I like his parody post.
5. Misnumbering 🔢
Finally, another long-tail search term: “misnumbering”. Off-by-one errors can be critical in coding and unintentionally funny in editorial content.
6. – 24. Overpromising
Don’t fuel expectations that you know you can’t keep! I wanted to show an off-by-one example by adding number 5 to my 4 items list, but 6 out of 24 is even better! So …
That’s all. Feel free to like this post and subscribe to my channel – but be warned: most of my DEV blog posts are serious contributions about web development, with a few funny or furious exceptions like this one!
Conclusion
Please avoid these common blogging antipatterns to prevent getting misunderstood as a want-to-be “tech influencer” annoying readers who have been around for a while.
